Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize
