When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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