So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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