I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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