You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Randomize
