"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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