Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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