I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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