Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We are two peas in an std pod
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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