Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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