if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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