My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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