the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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