It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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