Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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