i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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