You made me cry and you don't even care
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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