So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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