Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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