Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize