This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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