The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Randomize
