I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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