it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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