guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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