I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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