As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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