They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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