Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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