I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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