Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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