I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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