this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
