i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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