there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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