I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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