i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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