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(508): View more from Massachusetts

you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.

(978): View more from Massachusetts

I guess I misjudged your gender.

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(443): View more from Maryland

i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?

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(515): View more from Iowa

you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?

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(231): View more from Michigan

you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.

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(914): View more from New York

Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"

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(206): View more from Washington

In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now

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(909): View more from California

HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN

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(775): View more from Nevada

Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!

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