Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I touched a dick in church today
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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