Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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