At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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