i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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