I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Randomize
