great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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