Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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