At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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