Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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