i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
