i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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