the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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