You can't motorboat a personality
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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