If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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