All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
we're so committed to being not committed
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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