Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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