you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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