as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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